The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.647 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,527 trillion WOOPS a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 523,592 WOOPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, Wooloo Unitedstrtes isn't what it used to be, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 1,177^th in the world and 8^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 115.19 flags saluted per person per day.